Fuck computing
Posted by Samwise on June 16, 2008
The questions in this subject are so stupid. One I was just asked was “What would be the best type of internet package for a granny wishing to keep in contact with family in Australia.”
My answer:
Up until recently, a dial-up package would have been the best choice but due to pricing changes, it has now become more economic to go for a broadband package. The old biddy may well be better off writing letters, since she’s bound to fuck up the computer anyway. To be perfectly honest, her incessant nagging and general grossness may well have been the reason all her living family moved half way around the world to get away from her. If I were them, I’d set up a mail filter to send everything straight to the spam box alongside such delights as Viagra adverts & mail order brides.
God I love sarcasm.
