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Dear Fans…

Posted by Ross on June 9, 2008

Ive entitled this post ‘Dear Fans’. Of course I’m refering to Cian and Panda as they are the only people sad enought to read our work.

I’m a little worried that Cashew Nuts is failing our audience somehow. I havn’t posted in a while because I havn’t had anything to post about. This made me think…maybe I’m not as angry at the world as i thourght.

I used to be able to think of so many things in this world that angered me and it appears being part of the Cashew Nuts team has helped me unleash my anger and also calm my anger to a more socially acceptable state.

So i plea to you world…make me angry again! Honestly, are you people so stupid that you actually listen to what Sam and myself have to say and then act on it…you silly people! Don’t listen to me or Sam, if you don’t listen to us it gives us more to write about!

So I’m off now. Laters…

2 Responses to “Dear Fans…”

  1. Panda said

    be angry.
    Get a woman.They can make you angry.
    Get a debt that can make you angry.
    Get kids they can make you angry.
    Get a pet they can make you angry.
    Siblings? do they not anger you?

    need I say more? :)

  2. Cian-Ninja said

    listen to the way people speak these days.
    the decline of human speech, and thought, gets my blood boiling at least 5 times a day.
    really, really really, just take note of what some people say.
    and if worst comes to worst
    just remember that bloody duck.
    i mean what right has he to burst into that chemists? let alone demand of the poor man.

    panda’s suggestions are also good.

    maybe you should rant about that bastid as broke your guitar string?
    or ruined the exec room?
    or how you only have to do one lesson a day?
    come on man, i could write an essay of shit just off the top of my head.

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