Dear Fans…

Ive entitled this post ‘Dear Fans’. Of course I’m refering to Cian and Panda as they are the only people sad enought to read our work.

I’m a little worried that Cashew Nuts is failing our audience somehow. I havn’t posted in a while because I havn’t had anything to post about. This made me think…maybe I’m not as angry at the world as i thourght.

I used to be able to think of so many things in this world that angered me and it appears being part of the Cashew Nuts team has helped me unleash my anger and also calm my anger to a more socially acceptable state.

So i plea to you world…make me angry again! Honestly, are you people so stupid that you actually listen to what Sam and myself have to say and then act on it…you silly people! Don’t listen to me or Sam, if you don’t listen to us it gives us more to write about!

So I’m off now. Laters…

Oh to be Romanian…

Well, I stumbled across this little gem earlier on. All I can say is what the hell?

To give you a rough idea of what happened, a Romanian Urologist was working on a man’s testicular deformity when he made a mistake & cut the urinal passage. Instead of keeping calm & repairing the damage, he got angry and hacked the whole penis off then diced it up in front of the nursing staff. Now he’s complaining because he might get sued.

To get the boring legal thing out of the way first, he shouldn’t be sued at all. If they allow him to be sued, it sets a precedent and all future patients will be able to sue doctors directly rather than the hospitals for malpractice. Anyway, back to the funnies…

Nobody thought to STOP him at all? I mean, surely it has got to take more than one stab at it to remove it and then even after this it is still able to be re-attatched. But no, they sat and watched him dice it up like a freaking carrot and did nothing. Nothing at all.

“A Romanian court has now awarded Radonescu £20,000 costs – to pay for the operation to rebuild his ruined penis using tissue from his arm – as well as 100,000 pounds in damages.”

What the hell? That’s it? £120,000 for the loss of your freaking cock?!? Remind me to never ever EVER visit Romania. I mean, I was skeptical when The Cheeky Girls came into existance but this takes the biscuit!

Well, it was good while it lasted

So we’re back at college again for another 6 weeks, utterly pointless if you ask me. 6 weeks to learn things we’re gonna forget & have to recap in September anyway. Ah well, out of our hands I guess, the obscene amount of free periods will keep me going, just lounge about in the sun. Which reminds me, I need sun cream!

Oh and if any of you saw me running around with a bin liner earlier, well – don’t ask.