Cashew Nuts

We’ve got what the monkeys can’t have.

Hello World

Posted by Samwise on May 31, 2008

Well, welcome to Cashew Nuts, the joint blog of Samwise & Ross.

I’ve tried a few blogs in the past but could never be arsed to follow through but I think this one’s gonna be different because I’m buddying up with everyone’s favourite food-critic, Ross Bibby.

I don’t know who you are reading this, after all you could be anyone. You could be a friend from college, checking out what new hair-brained scheme we’ve come up with or you could be a poor soul who has stumbled upon this page in the false hope of finding information on a type of nut. I’m afraid the only type of nut you will find here is a ginger nut!

Over the course of the next however long this little project runs for we will aim to entertain you with our general observations, ramblings, complaints, harpings, bitch-sessions and the like without making it too painful on your part.

A word for the wise. It’s gonna get sexist, racist, homophobic, sacreligious and down right nasty at times. So unless you’re a black lesbian catholic, buckle up… It’s gonna be a bumpy ride.

One Response to “Hello World”

  1. Ninjar. said

    i can think of a fair few things to rant about.
    like how sometimes i wish people would just say whats on their mind.
    i hate all this having to second guess people, or attempting to decipher what it is they want to say. or how they feel, or whatever.
    sometimes i wish EVERYONE had tourrettes.

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